A couple of weeks to choose a relaxing and tranquil barbecue Saturday afternoon, one of the girl just to turn on the heater in a meeting with a dating dilemma. "For a man," he asked, as every man slid nervously with a beer in hand and no ring on her finger "promise to call after a certain date fantastic, and then do nothing but send flirtatious text messages for the next two weeks? "
Some reflections on the rapid CADS was quick to compliment the barbecueComputer steak mirrors on his techniques and discuss last night game. The rest of us we are surrounded by a white school to move women, looking at her booty on the fourth glass of champagne. As the only boy, I knew that my chances of survival of this conversation were at a distance. No matter how carefully secured, I compared the safety of the kitchen door, muttering something about a refill.
Hidden behind the walls of my bachelor who could have had my experience of near-eunuch, I feelnow safe to give you the insider, how the mind works guys (and not) when it comes to telephone dating method. Of course there are books that tell you that Mars is not that of Venus, because she has the maturity of a child of eight years and is really looking for a Mother Earth. In theory, they are very solid, but throw in the real world and are about as useful as a man with a toilet brush.
I have some wonderful friends. Some individual, someRelations. Like you, all women are sexy, interesting and intelligent. But all of you suffering from a common condition. I call it Men-agitus. She started the first time that some dwarf kiss on Romeo had a break-go-round Merry pre-school morning and left after a Tonka truck and a box of sand with lunch. As a result, you seem to spend an important part of your life analyzing human actions and words. During communication, the answer is very simple.Men do not really like talking to women on the phone. Ok, maybe if the conversation turns a bit 'stubborn remembered our ears, but for the most part, just the thought scares us to death. You have black belts in mailboxes. That 's what you do. Your goal is to see if we can stimulate your mind with our body are exercised at least. Our goal is to turn off the phone while you are still interested in enough to see us again.
In the country face to face, we need not only to ourFalse self-communication skills. We can keep our Flash boyish smile, soft hands, make stupid jokes, or attempt handstands. All that deviate from what we have to say. As visual creatures, we feel at home here. We are able to gauge your reaction to our antics, read your body language, and take a look at the neckline, if you're not watching.
On the phone, we feel naked and exposed. Sometimes there might be. As soon as you stop talking, it is expected to respond, and we know that listening to musicclosely with the integrated camera. We open our mouth and the words are almost afraid to come. We can ask your analysis is ticking spirit, feeling "What did he say?" "As your dog gets stoned funny?" s "mm hmm" 'and deafening silence. Our confidence is wavering, as for useful comments and anecdotes to collect sweets. It really hurts your brain, okay?
Then comes SMS, beep like a beacon in the direction of the superficial world of manhood, offeringthe perfect weapon against verbal interaction. We can make you feel wanted, while having a beer with our mates in the pub. We have time to deliver the perfect line fun. It allows us to absorb and respond to your survey questions with confidence. Even at the end of the conversation with a beautiful event without a date, and still look good.
They want to know why a man sends you endless text messages and never calls? Think of my head like a refrigerator. If hean insatiable taste for you the next day he puts forward between his pizza, and your six-pack of beer. When it is not so strong, six of his spaghetti bolognese. A delicious dish, but he does not really want to run two nights. Then you put on ice between the brunette behind the counter of the bank and the red from the gym.
So what is the answer, if you really have a boyfriend? Stop making it easier for him to keep away. Ride message and there is no sign of movement.If you wish, you have to turn the tables. It 's time that the party cake, and pepper. This means that the SMS game in the trenches. Where the hunter becomes the prey, and a misstep can be fatal.
Simon's recipe To Turn flamboyant players in begging, pleading, ground you walk on the believers in 4 simple steps!
Step number one - resistance. the bad news never sells midnight. He's drunk, alone and horny. Allow to marinatea bit '. Ignore for a minimum of three days.
Step number two - Place the bait. I send you a short answer She told him busy, hope he is good, and we'll catch up soon.
Step number three - the patient, as the fish nibbles Be. The male ego is easy prey. When the titles, and he will leave a day before responding with confidence, but low interest. Suggest he call some time, but not today, as you are tired of all your social life in recent times. Note: Be sure to use a word likeFriendliness. In the spirit of men, this means "flirting with the competition and perhaps more."
Step Number Four - the reel in a sucker. His imagination is running wild now. When he calls you to be friendly but not overly enthusiastic. If he'll deliver the next 3 days, get together, him on a plate, wrap and plonk him glad it's behind the box of choccy and the half finished bottle of sparkling wine requests. If he says that next week, pulls him out of trouble, saying that the proverbial saying goodbye,and thrown into the sea.
Now you may wonder why I'm telling you all this. If I think it's time was one of us finally being honest with women? I'm sorry for the pain of women because of my thoughts without sex? I've had enough of girlfriends comfort a broken heart in a Friday night - if my plan to go out for a few drinks, laughs, and his beautiful, promiscuous friends should be introduced? I hope that revealing the sacred secrets of men would create a newTo register for the parties? Yes, all of the above. Hey, give me not look like this ... I'm just a kid!
Now you can know our game, it's time to unleash hell.
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